Boy that Beer Fest out Sandy Port was good! I’ll take this time out to lament the difficulty in meeting girls at these kind of events. Yes, this is from a male point of view, we have all been there, either in a club or out to one pool party or a festival like this one.

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So this time I decide to go to this thing solo, because based on a couple telephone calls the night before, “ya shouldn’t bring sand ta da beach”..

The Heineken Beer tent near the Sandy Port Post office.

Shot of da beer crowd!

Fest's parking lot scene.

Anyways several of my high schoolmates was suppose to be there anyway.

Pulling into the parking lot, I spotted some fine dymes pulling up in a 2006 Chevy Blazer, it was like 4 of them. Two of them mango skinned and the other two with smooth dark complexion. They were dressed ‘sparingly’ to say the least. I tried to time my parking and exit to coincide with these daughters entering the payment gate.

My timing was spot on. I ended up slightly ahead of them in the line. As I paid my $3 entry fee, I casually commented, “yall een want me handle dat fer yall aye.” The cute one in the mini jeans skirt and deep V-cut said; “yea man you want handle that fa us.” I thought to myself not too shabby, Mr.. Then guess what, this lil one in a short brown pants gern say, “why you don’t leave that bey.” Boy aye .. blockers aint nothing to play with nah lol.

Anyways, so I started at the Swiss beer tent, then over to the Peru beer tent, then ya Bahamian Beers like Kalik and Heineken (Heineken Bahamian right?). I ended up on the far western end of the Festival, where this nice looking solid, busty gal was dancing by herself. She must have had like 4 or 5 beers already so she was ‘half-cut’. So I sauntered over with some Polish beer in my cup. “Hey sweet girl, having fun?” The gal stared at me and smiled, she beckoned me closer. “Sweet boy what’s your name,” she asked? Just as I was about to answer, someone yanked my belt and was pulling me away… it was my slunking friend and his girl. They was all ‘buss up,’ but he actually saved the day, they had run into my old gal from yonder days and she had asked them about me so they had spent the last 20-30 minutes looking fa me.

Oh well, alls well that ends well! Side note: It was hot out there aye! yea hell it was hot, I'm thinking it was like 99F in da shade!

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peasnrice - yea yea Registered | 2007-06-27 09:36:21 picking up girls anywhere is difficult. but it was funny to read.

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